hello, world.

I make too many sarcastic comments about my lack of social life. DFTBA

meladoodle:

sexydanhowell:

meladoodle:

A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’

What?

A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’

(via itsaslowdancenight)

  • me: i have a headache
  • parents: its because you're on the computer too much
  • me: my back hurts
  • parents: its because you're on the computer too much
  • me: i failed a test
  • parents: its because you're on the computer too much
  • me: hitler killed the jews
  • parents: its because you're on the computer too much

djinnanddragons:

geniusalias:

When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:

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That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.

(via not-rational)