hello, world.

I make too many sarcastic comments about my lack of social life. DFTBA.

oswhin:

it is my greatest wish to time travel to the future and watch historically inaccurate period dramas about the early 2000s

(via hanitjemars)

songofages:

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

(via theawkwardterrier)

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

(via runfromagun)