hello, world.

Philippa, 18, she/her/hers.

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via imperfectlyoutofkey)

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

(via imperfectlyoutofkey)

hurricane-head:

Did Joss write in the shawarma scene? How did that come about?

LITERALLY THE BEST SCENE IN CINEMATIC HISTORY I DON’T EVEN CARE 

WHO THE FUCK FILMS A SCENE TO A MOVIE THE NIGHT IT PREMIERES?!?

WHO I ASK YOU

JOSS MOTHERFUCKING WHEDON

(Source: old-vibrathor, via marinashutup)