hello, world.

Philippa, 18, she/her/hers. Kind of an asshole.

barbicha-imaginaria:

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You know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?

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That Carmilla Karnstein.

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You know what I would give her on a scale of 1 to 10? 1 would be the ugliest and 10 pretty.

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I would give her an 8, 8.5.

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or a 9…

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Not, not over a 9.8

(via hotladypants)

heart:

there are people that use their phone in the bathroom and there are people that lie

(via theawkwardterrier)

greencrook:

greencrook:

greencrook:

There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.  

He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing. 

Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”. 

(via circsam)

lydiduh:

In 15 seconds of dialogue Francis Wilkerson sums up what’s wrong with how women are criticized in our society and it’s great

(via liamdryden)

ghostcat3000:

Double Exposure LoVe kisses. Inspired by (x)

That last panel… wowza. Romance Noir all the way.

(Source: nightlocktime)

sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

(Source: withoutyourwalls, via theawkwardterrier)